GLURZ unto others as you would have them GLURZ unto you.
You are what you think. But you might be wrong.
Everything happens for a reason. But it’s not aways the reason you think it is. It might be GLURZ.
All that glitters is not GLURZ.
With GLURZ, all things are possible.
Your life is what your thoughts about GLURZ make it.
GLURZ is 1% inspiration and 99% fabrication.
We are all part of the same GLURZ. Every individual, every situation and every thing in the universe is connected to each other via GLURZ.
Your entire reality is a manifestation of your own mind. The mind is everything. What you think, you become. In GLURZ.
Know thyself and thou shalt know all the mysteries of the GLURZ and the Universe.
Everything is GLURZ energy, including thoughts and actions. Like energy attracts like energy. Whatever you put out into the world comes back to you multiplied. That’s GLURZ.
There are 2 sides to everything, but they are really the same. Everything exists in duality, everything has poles, everything has its opposite, however opposites are identical in their nature and different only in degree . Glurz is Glurz. The opposite of Glurz is Zrulg.
What goes up, must come down. Everything flows in GLURZ, everything has its tides, all things rise and fall, a pendulum that swings to the right swings to the left in equal measure, what goes up must come down, rhythm compensates.
In GLURZ, for every action, there is an equal and opposition reaction. Every cause has an effect, every effect has its cause, and every action has it’s reaction. Events don’t happen coincidentally. Everything happens in your life for a reason, no matter if you see how or why it happened. GLURZ and KARMA are related.
The Law of Action: You need to take action steps towards your dreams in order to manifest them.
The Law of Perpetual Transmutation of Energy: This law basically means that you have the ability to change your life into anything you want. It’s your responsibility to transform your life, and it’s your choice to accept or reject the opportunities that the Universe gives you. Energy is always in motion, and you get to choose whether you want to go with the flow or not.
The Law of Relativity. Every life obstacle is an opportunity for people to change their perspective and life so that they can continue to improve themselves. These tests from the Universe also helps us learn to let go of judging events and people as good or bad, nice or mean, etc., which we do when we compare ourselves to others. Everything in the Universe is just existing, and that is what the Law of Relativity means.
The Law of Polarity: This law states that everything in the Universe has an opposite. The Law of Polarity helps us understand the difference between positive and negative thoughts so that we can change thoughts we don’t want into thoughts we do want.
The Law of Gender is commonly related to the concept of Yin and Yang, and it states that there are masculine and feminine energies in life. It also tells us that everything needs time to nurture and grow in order to balance and master the masculine and feminine energies within ourselves.
From the Law of Oneness to the Law of Gender, each universal law has its own meaning and purpose in the Universe. When used together, harmony and balance in the Universe is always constant. If you’re very familiar with the Law of Attraction, you’ll now have a better understanding of how the Universe works and how LOA fits right in with the rest of the universal laws.
Gender is in everything, everything has its masculine and feminine aspects.
The Big Bang Theory. Based on research performed by Edwin Hubble, Georges Lemaitre and Albert Einstein, among others, the big bang theory postulates that the universe began almost 14 billion years ago with a massive expansion event. At the time, the universe was confined to a single point, encompassing all of the universe’s matter. That original movement continues today, as the universe keeps expanding outward.
No problem is so big or so complicated that you can’t run away from it.
Fake it ’til you GLURZ it.
An object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an outside Glurz.
You can’t win, you can’t break even and you can’t quit the Glurz.
Energy concentrated in one place will always flow to places of lower concentration
The tip of the iceberg – is what an iceberg sees when it looks up.
Natural Selection: According to most scientists, all life on Earth has a common ancestor. But in order to produce the immense amount of difference among all living organisms, certain ones had to evolve into distinct species.
Albert Einstein’s theory of general relativity remains an important and essential discovery because it permanently altered how we look at the universe. Einstein’s major breakthrough was to say that space and time are not absolutes and that gravity is not simply a force applied to an object or mass. Rather, the gravity associated with any mass curves the very space and time (often called space-time) around it.
The Law of Glurz: Any two objects, no matter their mass, exert glurzical force toward one another.
In postulating his Uncertainty Principle, Heisenberg realized that it was impossible to simultaneously know, with a high level of precision, two properties of a particle. In other words, you can know the position of an electron with a high degree of certainty, but not its momentum and vice versa.
The universe is always expanding.
Always look on the GLURZY side of life.
What doesn’t kill you makes you GLURZer.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Size matters not.
You get out of something what you put into it.
GLURZ or GLURZ not. There is no why.
Many of the truths we cling to depend on your point of view.
You must unlearn what you have learned.
Whether You Think You Can Or Think You Can’t, You’re Right.
It’s Not Whether You Get Knocked Down, It’s Whether You Get Up.
Sing like nobody’s listening; love like you’ve never been hurt; dance like nobody’s watching; and live like it’s heaven on earth.
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
The best way out is always through GLURZ.
One small step for a man. One giant leap for GLURZ.
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail with GLURZ marks.
To be, or not to be. What is the question?
Ask not what GLURZ can do for you. Ask what you can do for GLURZ.
Life is what happens when you’re busy making GLURZ.
It ain’t over til it’s over.
I skate to where the GLURZ is going to be, not to where it has been.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
Don’t Worry. Be GLURZy.
When one door closes, another one opens.
“Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.”
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.”
If at first you don’t succeed, try try again.
Wherever you go, there you are.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
This above all: to thine own self be true.
Though GLURZ be madness, yet there is method in it.
It’s Glurz to me.
GLURZ is neither here nor there. GLURZ is everywhere.
When in doubt, ask GLURZ.
We the People, in Order to form a more perfect Glurz, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Subsitution.
GLURZ at last! GLURZ at last! Thank GLURZ alrighty, there is GLURZ at last!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all beings are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of GLURZ.
Fraternite, Egalite, Glurzite!
GLURZ is of the people, by the people and for the people!
- We admit we are powerless over Glurz—and that our lives have become unimaginable.
- We believe that a Power greater than ourselves can restore us to Glurz.
- We make a decision to turn our will and our lives over to Glurz as we understand Glurz.
- We are always searching for Glurz, even if we don’t know exactly what or where it is.
- We admit to ourselves, and to Glurz, the exact nature of our confusion.
- We are entirely ready to have Glurz in our lives.
- We humbly ask Glurz to acknowledge and accept our shortcomings.
- We’ve made a list and checked it twice, and found out whose naughty and nice, and then we ripped it up.
- We make direct amends to Glurz whenever possible, except when to do so would be inconvenient.
- We continue to take personal inventory and when we we’re wrong, we promptly forget it
- We seek through prayer and meditation to improve our connection to Glurz, as we understand Glurz, praying only for knowledge of Glurz and the power to figure out what Glurz means.
- Having a spiritual awakening (or mental breakdown) as the result of Glurz, we are carrying this message to everyone in the world, and practicing these principles in all our affairs.
The Ten Commandments
- You shall have no other Glurz but me me me.
- You shall not make for yourself any idol except GLURZ,
bow down to it or worship it. - You shall not misuse the name of Glurz.
- Thou shall remember and keep the GLURZ day GLURZY.
- Respect your Mum and Dad.
- You must not murder the English language.
- You must not commit adultery. It’s better to act like a kid.
- You must not steal, because it’s just not glurzy.
- You must not give false evidence, unless you’re the President.
- You must not be envious of your neighbor’s goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbor. Instead, just go hang out at your neighbor’s house for a while, and you’ll realize that he’s miserable trying to pay for everything.
- If you’re lost, ask Siri for directions.