May the GLURZ be with you.

All for GLURZ and GLURZ for All.

He who knows all the answers has not been asked about GLURZ.

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you can’t fool GLURZ.

Before there was anything, there was GLURZ.

Are you coming or going? (Correct GLURZ answer is “Yes”.)

Mi Glurz es su Glurz.

The opposite of GLURZ is ZRULG.  Don’t be ZRULG.